And sometimes some pretty embarrassing things, but I surely won't be sharing those things here. My apologies.
J: What's in there?
J: Smells good!
Driving through Sagauro National Park (you know, the desert):
Jessica: J, see if you can find any animals out the window. Look for rabbits and turtles...
J: and fish!
Jessica: What color is your baby sister?
[He's seen the ultrasound, he knows what he's talking about!]
Sitting on an airplane:
J: Plane's engines fall out.
[dramatic clap of hands]
J: All dead.
[repeated over and over again over the course of our flight]
Singing the ABC's together:
Jessica: ... now I know my ABC's...
J: ... NO MINE ABCFGs...
Joseph pats J's bum as he walks by:
[J turns around dramatically]
J: HEY! Be nice to bums!
Looking out the window at breakfast:
J: Look! Look right there! A Llama! A llama upside-down in the tree!
Playing trucks, alone in his room:
J: Where are you going?
J: I'm going to look at seashells.
J: I'm going to look at armpits. Bye!